Apparently this little touch bar can run Linux. The person who got it running hasn’t said much about it, sadly. It is actually running ON the bar though, rather than using it as a display.

https://twitter.com/qwertyoruiopz/status/1238606353645666308

Equally as ridiculous as Linux, but at least, it’s an example of the Touch Bar running “widescreen”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0L46y3IqI